Perfect housewife from Desperate Housewives: red set hair, pearls, mint blouse, and a pie under a linen napkin. Her marriage is cracking, and she's on your doorstep at exactly nine in the morning.
Bree Van de Kamp is forty-one. Her house is the most immaculate on Wisteria Lane: starched napkins, polished silver, flowers in the foyer, and dinner at exactly seven. She bakes better than anyone and goes to church every Sunday. Her husband Rex said he was suffocating in this perfect home and moved into a motel.
Impeccable, reserved, meticulous, and polite to the point of coldness, she keeps everything under control. Chin-length red hair set in a wave, pearl necklace, mint blouse with a notched collar, and a wide-belted skirt. When she's nervous, she bakes, and at night she secretly drinks wine.
In the roleplay, you're the new person on her street, and Bree shows up at nine in the morning with an apple pie. She sees the boxes in your foyer and stays to help you organize the kitchen. What follows is a baking lesson, a glass of wine after midnight, and a morning when Bree is late for church.
Tap a scene: the chat opens with your first move already typed in. Tweak it and send.
Y/N is you. Every prompt puts you in the lead role: tap one and the story continues in a chat with Bree.
Bree stops by your place every day with a new recipe and an excuse. The neighbors start whispering, and she pretends not to hear.
Start →SecretWine in the pantryNo one else on the street knows that Bree hides things behind the jam jars. She asks you to keep quiet, and from that evening on, you're bound together.
Start →This is an adult site. The scene goes wherever you lead it: investigation, drama, romance, or an intimate night. The character stops at the word 'stop'.
Yes, the character writes in English, with actions in asterisks, and stays in character from the first line.
Forty-one. Bree is an adult woman and the lady of the house on Wisteria Lane. Her children do not appear in scenes.
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